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Panda
A panda walks into a bar,
sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun
and shoots the waiter dead.
As the panda stands up to
go, the bartender shouts, "Hey! Where are you going? You just shot
my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!"
The panda yells back at the
bartender, "Hey man, I'm a PANDA! Look it up!"
The bartender opens his dictionary
and sees the following definition for 'panda':
" An animal looking like
a bear. Lives in the mountains of China and Tibet. Has fur with black and
white markings. Eats shoots and leaves."
Home
So
this Panda Goes Into the Bar...
look verb
looked, look·ing,
looks verb
1. To employ one's sight,
especially in a given direction or on a given object: looked at the floor.
2. To turn one's glance
or gaze: looked to the right.
3. To face in a specified
direction: The cottage looks on the river.
4. To turn one's eyes on:
looked him in the eye.
look after
To take care of: looked
after his younger brother.
look for
To search for; seek: looking
for my gloves.
look forward to
To think of (a future event)
with pleasurable, eager expectation: looking forward to graduation.
look up
To search for and find,
as in a reference book.
bartender noun
One who mixes and serves
alcoholic drinks at a bar.
yell verb
To shout.
shoot
A young leaf or other new
growth on a plant.
shoot verb
shot, shoot·ing,
shoots verb
To kill with a gun; to fire.