Mark 17
A minister told his congregation, "Next week I plan to preach about the sin of lying.  To help you understand my sermon, I want you all to read Mark 17."

The following Sunday, as he prepared to deliver his sermon, the minister asked for a show of hands. He wanted to know how many had read Mark 17.

Every hand went up. The minister smiled and said, "Mark has only 16
chapters. I will now proceed with my sermon on the sin of lying."
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Allen and Tonya Lieberman
http://www.bright.net/~lieberma/
lieberma@bright.net