In the first year,
"s" will be used instead of the soft
"c".
Sertainly, sivil servants will
resieve this news with joy. Also, the
hard "c" will
be replaced with "k". Not only will this klear
up
konfusion, but typewriters kan
have one less letter.
There will be growing publik
enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the
troublesome "ph" will be
replaced by "f". This will make words like
"fotograf" 20 per sent shorter.
In the third year,
publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be
expekted to reach
the stage where more komplikated changes
are
possible. Governments will
enkorage the removal of double letters,
which have always ben
a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil
agre that the
horible mes of silent "e"s in the
languag is
disgrasful, and they would go.
By the fourth year, peopl wil
be reseptiv to steps such as replasing
"th" by z" and "w" by " v".
During ze fifz
year, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd
from vords
kontaining "ou", and
similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer
kombinations of leters.
After zis fifz yer, ve vil hav
a reli sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be
no mor trubls or difikultis and
evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand
ech ozer.
Ze drem vil finali kum tru.